†There’s more to life than shopping, although looking for the best available in the important areas of your life is important. What you eat, feel, wear is an important part of the human experience. Thinking of food – you don’t have to eat out to enjoy the gourmet delights you love. They can be delivered to your door. Look them over – it’s free – see: Things.

†Humor is life’s blood – Find as much as you can…Take animals: A cat burgler goes into a house, hears “Jesus is watching you, Jesus is going to get you.” Alarmed and shaken, he points his flashlight around the room and focuses on a PARROT talking “Jesus is watching you, Jesus is going to get you” Amused but relieved he points the flashlight down to the floor only to see a large DOBERMAN lying there as the PARROT cries “sic ‘em Jesus”! -

†When a CAT goes to heaven, it usually asks to remain a CAT.... A Mouse In Heaven might prefer to have roller skates for its transportation. Too bad – for CATS enjoy “Meals On Wheels”

†It doesn’t matter what track you’re on, as long as you enjoy the ride.

†Never follow the herd … the Herd doesn’t know where it’s going.-

†One of the best things people can have up their sleeve – is their funny bone.

†Crisis in CHINESE is opportunity.

†Humor improves your immune system! Silly comes from selig (happy, well, wise)